The splodger scares its prey by creeping around people’s houses. It terrifies people so much their heads pop off. It is dangerous to everyone who sees it.
After the splodger has eaten your shoes he starts eating the sofa. He rips all the feathers out and throws the bulb in the light at you. Then he creeps around you like he’s going to pounce on you. Next he goes into the kitchen and eats all the food. You are probably scared to death but that is not the worst bit. He then eats your phone and ipad. After that he wobbles and blobbles around you because you probably have a packet of crisps in your pocket. Then he munches on your cat. Finally he leaves the house for his next victim.